SATIRE: Adventist Baby’s First Words: “Happy Sabbath!”
LOMA LINDA, Calif. — In a display of spiritual precocity, 6-month-old Jedediah Remnant stunned his parents and pediatrician by uttering the words “Happy Sabbath!” as his very first words. The auspicious occasion occurred last Saturday morning as little Jedediah’s parents, Ezekiel and Prudence Remnant, were dressing him in his tiny suit for church. “He just […]
