SATIRE: Larger Foliage to Cover All Adventist Adam & Eve Art

SILVER SPRING, Maryland — A 12-month effort to overhaul Adventist Adam and Eve art begins this week due to what church leaders are calling “pervasive foliage insufficiency.” In addition to far stricter artistic guidance for future representations of pre-Fall Adam and Eve, all existing art that is displayed on Adventist screens, online or in printed […]