SATIRE: Smart Fridge Reports Adventists That Store Banned Products
ADVENTIST WORLD — Adventists around the world have been directed to buy Frigid, a new smart fridge that is designed to keep members accountable health-wise.
Frigid reports the presence of banned products, such as caffeinated drinks, and questionable ones like duck meat, if and when they are left on a shelf for more than 60 seconds.
Veggie cops will then trace the location of your smart fridge and pay you a visit within 24 hours (less, if you live in Silver Spring).
Photo evidence of the product in question is automatically sent with the report, in case you try to get rid of the Coke bottle before the authorities arrive.
As a side benefit, Frigid can also tell you if what you made for potluck looks edible.
This article originally appeared on BarelyAdventist, a humor and satire site for Adventists who believe in laughter.