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AT Book Recommendation: Loving You – I Went to Africa, by Deanne Hoehn with Jack Hoehn
Loving You—I Went to Africa by Deanne Hoehn (with Jack Hoehn) Published October 16, 2023 Does AFRICA do anything to your pulse? Do you think of safaris with giraffe, lion, zebra, elephants, and monkeys? Are you thinking of explorers in pith helmets? Are you thinking of gold, diamond, and copper mines? Would you […]
AdventInnovate: My Greatest Purpose – Short Films
A filmmaker and TV producer with Hope Media Europe, Adrian Duré, has partnered with a group of other Adventist media organizations to produce short films that share the inspiring life stories of world-renowned athletes, musicians, scientists, and leaders who have found purpose and made a lasting impact in their fields. Check out the video below […]
SATIRE: Hot Adventist Excels at Missionary Dating
SPLASH, Florida — Unimpressed with the available singles at church, local Adventist Hannah has taken up missionary dating and suddenly every single unbeliever in town is eager to learn more about her faith. “Hannah invites someone to vespers, and next thing you know half the town is asking about the Sabbath,” said one church elder, […]
AdventInnovate: SafePoint Prague
SafePoint is a community in Prague where people meet to explore faith, the Bible, and discuss life issues in a relaxed environment. Their mission is to have open eyes to others and to God (authenticity), open minds (faith), and open arms (respect). They meet through “OnPoint” home groups or Saturday sessions, and provide a space […]
SATIRE: Marriage Ceremony Delayed—Bride’s Ex-Husband Still to Issue Official Adultery Notification
In a development that has left the entire church board on the edge of their folding chairs, the much-anticipated remarriage of Sister Abigail was postponed this Sabbath after her ex-husband, Brother Leonard, reported that he has yet to print off the official “Notification of Adultery” required by longstanding Adventist policy. Church policy insists that only […]
SATIRE: Wilson Confirms Retirement, Promises Not to Manipulate GC Session Nominating Committee
SILVER SPRING, Maryland — General Conference (GC) president Ted Wilson officially confirmed his retirement this week, vowing to “step back and let the Spirit lead” the upcoming GC Session’s nominating committee. “I will merely observe from a prayer tent outside the building,” Wilson assured delegates, “with no more than three burner phones, a modest supply […]
SATIRE: Adventist’s Attempts at Seducing Wife with Song of Solomon End With Night on Couch
BATTLE CREEK, Michigan — An Adventist husband, who declined to be named, expressed disappointment that describing his wife’s teeth as “a flock of shorn sheep” and her breasts as “two baby deer,” while calling her endearing terms such as “my sister, my bride,” did not result in the action he was hoping for on a […]
SATIRE: Security Experts Warn Adventists to Stop Using 1844 for Their PIN Numbers
SECURITY UPDATE SILVER SPRING, Maryland — Security experts at Adventist Risk Management have warned Adventists using 1844 as their PIN number that they are exposing themselves to huge risks. “If you as an Adventist are using 1844 as your bank PIN number you are basically asking to be robbed,” said ARM security spokesperson Locken Kee. […]
AdventInnovate: Heroes 2 Bible Trivia App
Heroes 2 Bible Trivia App is a 3D Bible-based game developed by Hope Channel and inspired by the vision of Sam Neves, associate communications director at the General Conference. Designed to speak the visual language of today’s youth, it brings ancient Bible stories to life through trivia. The original 2013 edition laid the foundation with […]
SATIRE: Wilson Blames Bankruptcy of Loma Linda Foods on The Shaking
In a statement released from his office surrounded by a curated selection of unopened Loma Linda Big Franks cans, General Conference (GC) president Ted Wilson addressed the recent bankruptcy of the parent company of iconic Adventist food brand Loma Linda Foods by attributing the closure to “the shaking.” Wilson explained, “As we approach the final […]