SATIRE: Wilson Confirms Retirement, Promises Not to Manipulate GC Session Nominating Committee
SILVER SPRING, MD — General Conference President Ted Wilson officially confirmed his retirement this week, vowing to “step back and let the Spirit lead” the upcoming GC Session’s nominating committee. “I will merely observe from a prayer tent outside the building,” Wilson assured delegates, “with no more than three burner phones, a modest supply of […]