SATIRE: Local Church Introduces New ‘Plausible Deniability Potluck’ Where No One Knows Who Brought What

In a revolutionary approach to Adventist fellowship dining, the Pleasant Valley SDA Church has introduced a groundbreaking “Plausible Deniability Potluck” system designed to protect the identities of culinary contributors. Church members must now drop off their dishes through a series of unmarked doors at staggered intervals. Each dish passes through a complex relay system of […]