SATIRE – Pastor Disciplined for Holding Baptismal Candidates Underwater Too Long

Pastor Jeb was known for his long-winded baptismal services at the Dry Gulch Adventist Church. Whenever he baptized someone, Jeb liked to add his own personal flair by delivering an extended benediction while the candidates were submerged in the “water grave.” “Praise be to the Almighty who has called this soul from the depths,” Jeb […]