SATIRE: GC Recommends Extra Long Skirts for Maximum Modesty During Time of Trouble

SILVER SPRING, Maryland — The General Conference (GC) sent out an urgent announcement today reminding members of the need for “maximum modesty throughout the Time of Trouble.” In a press release that seemed to mix practicality with prophecy, Elder Ezekiel Brown, hill navigation spokesperson for the General Conference, remarked, “As we anticipate the challenges of […]