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08 July 2024

SATIRE: Evangelist Shocked to Discover Bible Contains Books Other Than Daniel and Revelation

AT Lite emphasis, focus, prophecy, surprise!

Local Adventist evangelist Pastor Jim Prophecy was reportedly left in a state of disbelief yesterday after accidentally opening his Bible to the book of Ruth during a sermon preparation session. “I thought someone had slipped a different book into my Bible as a prank,” said a visibly shaken Pastor Prophecy. “I mean, where were the […]

25 March 2024

SATIRE – Tourist Adventist Crushed When Asked to Preach Upon Arrival at Church

AT Lite cold sweat, impromptu sermon, panic preaching, ready?, surprise!

Bernard “Bernie” Bernacki, a man who meticulously planned his vacations down to the brand of non-dairy yogurt he’d pack, was starting to sweat through the one dress shirt he had bothered to pack. He’d envisioned idyllic days in the Philippine countryside – exploring rice terraces, haggling for hand-woven baskets, and maybe even trying karaoke. Instead, […]

SATIRE: Evangelist Shocked to Discover Bible Contains Books Other Than Daniel and Revelation

SATIRE – Tourist Adventist Crushed When Asked to Preach Upon Arrival at Church

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