SATIRE: Pacific Press releases ‘50 Shades of Gray: Acceptable Church Hair’
NAMPA, Idaho — Drawn from extensive surveys of churchgoing Adventists, a compilation of 50 acceptable church hair styles has just been published. The listing takes the form of a book released by Pacific Press today: 50 Shades of Gray: Acceptable Church Hair. In order to approach the contentious issue as democratically as possible, hair styles […]
