SATIRE: Church Launches 3-Word Sermon Summary Service for Distracted Parents
The Pleasant Valley Seventh-day Adventist Church has revolutionized its ministry to young parents by introducing a groundbreaking “Parent Sermon Summary Service” (PSSS), designed specifically for adults who spend their Sabbath mornings in a complex dance of child management rather than sermon absorption. “We realized that most parents haven’t heard a complete sermon since their firstborn’s […]