SATIRE: Local Know-It-All Can’t Wait For Sermon To End So He Can Criticize It
REDDING, California — Bruce Pendleton, a self-proclaimed biblical scholar, Sabbath School teacher, and renowned armchair theologian, arrived at church this Sabbath armed with an assortment of colored pens and a notebook ready to take down notes on every minor detail of the sermon. “I just can’t help myself,” said Pendleton, barely concealing his superiority complex […]
