SATIRE: Kid Wonders Why Parents Have to Lock Door for “Prayer” Every Sabbath Afternoon
LOMA LINDA, California — Eight-year-old Timmy Holbrook is starting to ask some uncomfortable questions about his parents’ Sabbath afternoon habits, sources close to the family report. The inquisitive second-grader has been overheard wondering aloud why his mom and dad insist on locking their bedroom door for their “special prayer time” every week after potluck. “I […]
