Tammy Smugworth, a long-time member of the Pineview Seventh-day Adventist Church, has reportedly been spending hours in front of her mirror, perfecting what she calls her “I knew it all along” face for the moment of Christ’s return. “I want to make sure I have just the right blend of vindication and holier-than-thou when Jesus […]
BREAKING NEWS: Legalists across the Adventist world were rushed to hospital today after sustaining panic attacks at the unwelcome report from leading denominational theologians that non-Adventists will be in heaven. The theologians posted the report in the middle of the night to minimize the chance of the news spreading too far but, unluckily for them, […]
by Lawrence G. Downing, August 29, 2016: In the course of her May 6, 2016, interview with 2006 Southern Adventist University graduate and KUSC FM[1] on-air host Brian Lauritzen, Spectrum writer Alita Byrd asked Lauritzen whether he considered himself an Adventist still. For those of us who are part of, and care for, the Adventist […]
