SATIRE – Confirmed: Israelites Wandered for 40 Years Because They Didn’t Have Pathfinders

SILVER SPRING, Maryland — In a statement released this morning, the General Conference (GC) headquarters of the Adventist Church claimed the Israelites wandered in the wilderness for 40 years because they hadn’t been introduced to Pathfinder clubs. “If they had only been taught the essential navigation skills available to all who complete the Orienteering honor, […]