SATIRE: Daniel 2 Sermon Accidentally Predicts Winning Lottery Numbers
Pastor John Smith of the Peaceful Valley SDA Church inadvertently predicted the winning lottery numbers during his sermon on Daniel 2 last Sabbath. “And just as the ten toes represent the divided kingdoms,” Pastor Smith declared, “we see the numbers 7, 15, 23, 32, 41, and 56 emerging from the prophetic timeline!” Little did the […]