SATIRE: Miniskirt on Nebuchadnezzar Statue Prompts Mass Exodus From Prophecy Seminar

OXFORD, Michigan — Hundreds of Adventists stormed out of evangelist Steve Darmondy’s prophecy seminar held at Maple Lane Adventist Church last night. The exit was prompted by what several attendees described as a miniskirt on Darmondy’s illustration of the statue from Nebuchadnezzar’s statue in Daniel 2. “I couldn’t believe my eyes,” said Maple Lane head […]