SATIRE: Coffee Shop Owners Association Say Best Place to Open a Coffee Shop Is Just Outside an Adventist College

“If your dream is to open a coffee shop, put it next to an Adventist college campus,” says the US-based Coffee Shop Owners Association (CSOA). In their quarterly best practice advisory, the association pointed to exploding revenues reported by coffee shops that are currently located within a five-mile radius of Adventist schools. “The vast majority […]