SATIRE: Andrews’ New Automated Student Life Bot Programmed to Say “Just Pray About It” to All Concerns
In a groundbreaking move to modernize student services while cutting costs, Andrews University (AU) has unveiled PRAYR-3000, an artificial intelligence chatbot programmed to handle all student life concerns with a single, spiritually focused response: “Just pray about it.” Revolutionary Technology The sleek, cost-effective system replaces several decades of human experience with a state-of-the-art algorithm that […]
