SATIRE: ABC Stores Stock Veggie Cheese That Doubles as Emergency Candle

A new brand of vegetarian cheese has just hit the shelves of Adventist Book Centers. Marketed as a “multi-purpose product,” Durocheeze is not only a “delicious” cheese substitute but also comes with a separately wrapped wick. “Durocheeze is the ultimate Adventist food item,” said Marketing Director Becky Day. “It lasts unrefrigerated on a shelf for […]