SATIRE: Adventist Mathematicians Claim to Have Discovered the “Golden Ratio” in EGW’s Hairdo
LOMA LINDA, California — A team of Adventist mathematicians from Loma Linda University claims to have discovered the elusive “Golden Ratio” in an unexpected place: Ellen G. White’s (EGW) iconic hairstyle. Dr. Pythagoras Fibonacci, lead researcher and chair of the newly formed Department of Prophetic Geometry, explained the team’s findings at a press conference held […]
