SATIRE: Old-Timer Prays for Jesus to Return Before Those “Dang Hippie Youngsters” Lead Praise Again
The usually peaceful Polkadot Plains Adventist Church was the scene of mild commotion this Sabbath, as 73-year-old Ethel Rutabaga reportedly delayed potluck with a dramatic prayer for Jesus to return before the young people took over praise team duties for Youth Sabbath next month. “Dear Lord, please, please don’t let those dang hippie youngsters get […]
