SATIRE: New Church Program: “Adopt-a-Backslider” Pairs Judgmental Members with “Project Cases”

In a groundbreaking initiative aimed at boosting church attendance and fostering spiritual growth, the Piety Hills Seventh-day Adventist Church has launched its controversial “Adopt-a-Backslider” program. This innovative outreach effort pairs the congregation’s most judgmental members with those deemed to be “sliding away” from the church’s rigorous standards of holiness. Pastor Earnest Goode, the mastermind behind […]