SATIRE: Student Missionary Sick of Being Mistaken for a Mormon

Baguio, Philippines — Sarah Henderson, a devout Adventist, has found herself facing an identity mix-up ever since she arrived for her student missionary year in the Philippines. “I can’t believe it keeps happening!!” Sarah exclaimed with a sigh. “Everyone thinks I’m Mormon! Sure, we share some lifestyle similarities, like avoiding coffee and dressing modestly, but […]