SATIRE – GC: Adventist Women Must Waterski/Wakeboard in Full-Length Dresses
In a move anticipating summer water sports, the General Conference (GC) has issued a new mandate: all female Adventist waterskiers/wakeboarders must don full-length dresses while participating in the sport. “After careful consideration and extensive committee meetings,” said Dr. Traditio N. Progress, spokesperson for the GC, “we’ve determined that the most appropriate and modest attire for […]
