SATIRE: Parents That “Can’t Afford” Adventist Schooling for Kids Drive Off in BMW

A pair of parents who’ve been singing the “we can’t afford Adventist schooling” tune for years were observed cruising away from church last Saturday in a sleek, brand-new BMW, their new wheels glinting in the Sabbath sunlight. As they pulled away from the curb, the only thing louder than the purr of the engine was […]