SATIRE: Local Church Introduces New “Plausible Deniability Potluck” Where No One Knows Who Brought What
In a revolutionary approach to Adventist fellowship dining, the Pleasant Valley SDA Church has introduced a groundbreaking “Plausible Deniability Potluck” system designed to protect the identities of culinary contributors while maintaining strict compliance with new General Conference communication policies. The New System Under the innovative protocol, church members must now drop off their dishes through […]