SATIRE: Noah’s Ark Construction to Take Extra 100 Years After GC Compliance Committee Visit
ANCIENT MESOPOTAMIA – Earlier today — just as Noah and his family members were about to put what they assumed were the final touches on the construction of the ark — they were visited by a stern-faced General Conference (GC) Compliance Committee delegation. Wielding clipboards and rulers, the GC officials meticulously inspected the ark, their […]