SATIRE: Local Adventist Claims Vegetarian Diet Produces ‘Holier Emissions’
Local Adventist health enthusiast Gus Beanz has declared that his vegetarian diet produces what he calls “holier emissions.” “It’s simple, really,” Beanz explained, barely containing his excitement. “If we’re supposed to be temples of the Holy Spirit, then everything that comes out of us should be holy too, right?” Beanz, who has been a strict […]