SATIRE: Deacon Calling You “Sister” Has Clearly Forgotten Your Name Again

There you are, minding your own business at church, when Deacon Wilbur approaches with that tight-lipped smile that means he’s about to ask you to do the children’s story. “Happy Sabbath, Sister,” he says warmly, putting an uncomfortable emphasis on the “Sister” part. You grab the bulletin and quickly scan it, hoping to jog his […]