SATIRE: ABCs Stop Carrying Old Testament Due to All the Sex, Violence, and Drugs

Adventist World — Adventist Book Center outlets will no longer carry copies of the Old Testament, due to what the stores call “stratospheric levels of sex, violence, and drug abuse contained in the volume.” The decision was made after multiple complaints from customers about tales of gruesome murders, incest, and ill-advised drunkenness that make frequent […]