SATIRE: Predictions for Adventism in 2025
It’s 2025, and we already know what’s coming for Adventism. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. – January 15 – General Conference (GC) implements new “Tithe Transparency Initiative,” publishing list of non-offering givers in church (e)bulletins worldwide. Attendance mysteriously drops by 50% the following Sabbath. – February 14 – No Ring By Spring support group […]