SATIRE: Trump Promises to Build Wall Around Adventist Subdivision in Heaven
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As Election Day looms, the Trump and Biden campaigns are appealing to voters of all stripes in an attempt to woo them.
Both candidates are scraping the barrel when it comes to undecided voters and have stooped as low as trying to get Adventists to vote for them.
While President Joe Biden tried to court Adventists centenarians with an “I’m practically one of you” mailer earlier this year, former president Donald Trump has decided to go with a wall promise:
“If Adventists vote for me I promise I’ll build the biggest, most beautiful wall around their subdivision in heaven,” he said.
Trump added the wall will be “so YUGE they’ll think they are the only ones there.”
This article originally appeared on BarelyAdventist, a humor and satire site for Adventists who believe in laughter.