FINALLY: The US Supreme Court has ruled to award Adventist pastors’ spouses backpay for all the unpaid work they have done simply because of their marriage to a pastor. In the ruling, the justices specified the backpay should be calculated “right from the very first Sabbath everyone just assumed the pastor’s spouse would run cradle roll, Pathfinders, potluck, and church decoration subcommittees while making sure her/his own kids behaved.” Bonus pay will be awarded to pastors’ spouses who were able to talk their mate out of long sermons.

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