SATIRE: Adventist Contractor Exclusively Builds Sabbath-Appropriate Wading Pools
PUDDLE, Florida — An Adventist contractor has launched a business exclusively dedicated to building shallow pools appropriate for Sabbath wading.
Holly Stride has taken out ads across Adventist media, advertising “guilt-free Sabbath wading in the comfort of your backyard.”
Stride guarantees that none of her pools are deep enough for any “unSabbath-like water activity,” even if users were to “accidentally” fall in.
She offers deluxe models of her pools that feature Sabbath-related Bible verses inscribed on individual tiles.
All pools come with complimentary “No Diving” signs.
This article originally appeared on BarelyAdventist, a humor and satire site for Adventists who believe in laughter.
