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AdventInnovate: Three Reasons for AdventInnovate!
At AdventInnovate, we believe that: The People Are the Church It’s Easy to Complain, but Hard to Create Adventism Needs to Focus on the Future If you like what we do, please support us at: https://atoday.org/donate/. Check out the video below or visit the full YouTube Channel here. To comment, click/tap here.
AdventInnovate: JustLove Collective
JustLove Collective is a movement meant to reawaken Adventist activism. It includes a Summit with presentations about current social justice projects and workshops to better equip activists. It also offers online resources such as a digital magazine about current events, a book circle, and ACTS groups to inspire action. Its mission is to blend justice […]
SATIRE: Adventist Chart Wins Guinness World Record for “Most Confusing Illustration”
LONDON, England — The Seventh-day Adventist Church has set a fresh Guinness World Record for Most Confusing Illustration. Guinness spokesperson Naka Lilito said that the organization’s judges took one look at the Seventh-day Adventist prophetic chart and issued the record title to the denomination. Lilito said that the judges were so impressed with the graphic that […]
AdventInnovate: The Story Church Project
The Story Church Project envisions an Adventist church that is much more culturally fluent in communicating with the current secular landscape. Their website offers practical resources that fuel innovation, inspire creativity, challenge the status quo, & empower real, on-the-ground change. Check out the video below or at our YouTube Channel here. To comment, click/tap here.
SATIRE: Starbucks Releases GC-Branded Mugs
SILVER SPRING, Maryland — This week Starbucks launched a new line of drinkware in Silver Spring, Maryland. Instead of branding mugs with the name of the city, the coffee giant decided instead to honor what it called its “faithful yet nervous General Conference customers.” Starbucks said that although General Conference (GC) staff “loyally stream into […]
SATIRE – Marie Kondo to GC: Which Fundamental Beliefs “Spark Joy”?
SILVER SPRING, Maryland — In a presentation to overwhelmed General Conference (GC) leaders this morning, Japanese organization consultant Marie Kondo urged the group to declutter their approach to faith. Holding up the ever-growing book of Adventist fundamental beliefs, Kondo said attempting the reading of the dense volume on the flight from Tokyo ranked as one […]
SATIRE: General Conference Clarifies: It’s “AD-ven-tist” Not “Ad-VEN-tist”
SILVER SPRING, Maryland — Earlier today, General Conference (GC) linguists brought clarity to a matter that has plagued Adventism for decades: the correct way to pronounce the word “Adventist.” “The right way to say it has always been and will always be “AD-ventist” not “Ad-VEN-tist,” said GC spokesperson Hauju Seyit. “For years, our church has […]
SATIRE: Adventist Nutritionists Solve Egg Shortage by Not Caring About Eggs
With egg prices soaring, Adventist nutritionists across the denomination are basking in a glow of self-righteousness brighter than a Loma Linda sunrise. These plant-based pioneers are dusting off their “Meatless Monday” playbooks and delivering a resounding “We told you so” to anyone still clinging to their omelet dreams. “Eggs are a luxury now? Shocking,” deadpanned […]