The “Blind Faith” Men’s Retreat ended today with an entirely eye-less crowd of men trying to find their way out of an auditorium. Speakers at the retreat had advocated a stridently literal approach to Bible reading, discouraging any attempt to detect genre and intent. The self-assured crowd roared with approval as they read New Testament […]
LOMA LINDA, Calif. — In a display of spiritual precocity, 6-month-old Jedediah Remnant stunned his parents and pediatrician by uttering the words “Happy Sabbath!” as his very first words. The auspicious occasion occurred last Saturday morning as little Jedediah’s parents, Ezekiel and Prudence Remnant, were dressing him in his tiny suit for church. “He just […]
Day 8: 230 Miles Conquered – We Made It to the Eiffel Tower! 🏃♂️🇫🇷🎉 #atsummerchallenge UPDATE Fundraising Page Goal Surpassed: Over $10,000 Raised! 🏃♂️🇫🇷🎉 The 230-mile journey from London to Paris is complete, and we’ve beaten our $10,000 goal for the fundraising page! Your incredible support has made a real difference for Adventist Today’s mission […]
Dear AT Readers, Summer’s here, and at Adventist Today, we’re launching our most innovative fundraising initiative yet: The AT Summer Challenge! Every day, we at AT push boundaries to bring you accessible, independent Adventist journalism. Now, we’re challenging you to join our mission in a way that combines physical activity with supporting our crucial work. […]
by Björn Karlman | 6 August 2024 | Paris is secular, even for a European capital. People are generally repulsed by or at the very least indifferent to, religion. It’s notoriously difficult to evangelize the city. But that doesn’t stop Christian groups (including Adventists) from trying—especially with the 2024 Olympics in full swing. I was […]
This election year has proven to be a heated competition, with many fearful of one particular byproduct of a far-right think tank – Project 2025. The Heritage Foundation, a known conservative group that has had a heavy hand in Republican policies, released the 1,000-page plan a few months ago and has since elicited powerful responses […]
ADVENTIST WORLD – Hot-breath “Happy Sabbaths” and clammy handshakes are turning off introverts that just want to be left alone when they come to church on Sabbath morning. In response the denomination is introducing introvert-friendly side entrances to churches from which greeters are banned. The entrances lead straight to comfortable introvert-only sanctuary seating, bypassing the […]
LOMA LINDA, California — Researchers at Loma Linda University have officially confirmed that carob remains about as appetizing as chewing on cardboard, despite its much-touted health benefits. Carob, the bane of many an Adventist child’s existence, has long been pushed as a nutritious chocolate alternative. Boasting a fiber content that could keep you regular for […]
SILVER SPRING, Maryland — In a statement released this morning, the General Conference (GC) headquarters of the Adventist Church claimed the Israelites wandered in the wilderness for 40 years because they hadn’t been introduced to Pathfinder clubs. “If they had only been taught the essential navigation skills available to all who complete the Orienteering honor, […]
SILVER SPRING, Maryland — An Adventist family’s dog named Samson has developed some unique habits. The Johnson family of Silver Spring first noticed something was up when Samson began to sit quietly with bowed head before eating his food. “At first we thought he was just sniffing the food intensely,” said owner Jared Johnson. “But […]
In a surprising turn of events, a new board game called “Sabbath Loopholes” has taken the Adventist world by storm, selling out in record time at ABC stores across the globe. The game challenges players to navigate increasingly complex Sabbath scenarios while finding creative ways to reason through their actions. “We wanted to make Sabbath […]
WEST FRANKFORT, ILLINOIS – Local Adventist father Bob Wellman has declared that this year’s family vacation to the 3ABN studios will be “just as fun, if not more so” than a trip to Disney World, much to the chagrin of his wife and three children. “Who needs overpriced mouse ears when you can have a […]
