LIVE: GC Session 2025 – Day 1 Kicks Off in St. Louis Welcome to Adventist Today’s live updates from the 62nd General Conference Session in St. Louis, Missouri, as this historic event unfolds. Business wraps with a prayer. Everyone is hungry. [5:31 PM CDT] – A list of 277 nominating committee names was quickly […]
ST. LOUIS, Missouri – The General Conference (GC) announced that the selection of its next president will be confirmed through traditional smoke signals emanating from the America’s Center Convention Complex in St. Louis during the July 3-12 GC Session. The decision enables what administrators call “a time-tested communication method.” White smoke will signal successful presidential […]
It’s been a rough day for producers of The Adventist Bachelor, an Adventist reality show promising to be the best thing to happen to Adventist television since Doug Batchelor’s first on-stage backflip. According to a promotional campaign that has been running constantly on Adventist TV channels, the show planned to “introduce seven single Adventist women to […]
ADVENTIST WORLD — The wait will soon be over for Walter Veith fans that need clarity on the approximate date of Christ’s second coming. The internet ministry personality promises to reveal the year at the upcoming General Conference (GC) Session. “We may not know the day or the hour but the year is not that […]
Aunt Sevvy isn’t afraid to tackle tough questions with a dose of honesty and humor. Since joining Adventist Today in 2019, she’s become a trusted voice for many, offering insightful advice on everything from navigating family dynamics to finding your place in the church. Whether you agree with her or not, her candid approach is […]
ADVENTIST WORLD – A bombshell report from the International Trade Commission (ITC) today revealed there basically is no return policy on goats secured through the Adventist Development and Relief Agency (ADRA) catalog. Although the ITC admitted returned ADRA goats had occasionally been found roaming the halls of the General Conference and grazing on potted office […]
Members of Sleep Hollow Adventist congregation found themselves reflecting deeply on the concept of time this Sabbath, as Pastor Harold Jenkins’ sermon on “The Shortness of Time” stretched well into its third hour, challenging both the endurance and the faith of those in attendance. The sermon, which began with an energetic reading of Romans 13:11 […]
Babylon, Maryland — Members of the Righteousness Heights Seventh-day Adventist Church expressed bewilderment this week after their latest evangelistic series, “Why Everyone Should Be Like Us,” failed to attract a single non-Adventist visitor. “I just don’t understand it,” said church elder Harold Sanctimonious, adjusting his perfectly pressed tie while standing in the church lobby adorned […]
Tumbleweed, Maryland — Local Seventh-day Adventist (SDA) and self-proclaimed Christian nationalist Brad Whitman expressed deep disappointment this week after reading Revelation 7:9 during his morning devotions, discovering that Heaven will include “a great multitude that no one could count, from every nation, tribe, people and language.” “I thought the whole point of being God’s Remnant […]
LANSING, Michigan — Never a conference to shy away from taking a hard line on controversial issues, the Michigan Conference has officially banned sex on Sabbath among its membership. “Not only is sex clearly doing your own pleasure but, quite frankly, it can be real work,” said conference spokesperson Frank Frigid. “That’s a double whammy […]
Loving You—I Went to Africa by Deanne Hoehn (with Jack Hoehn) Published October 16, 2023 Does AFRICA do anything to your pulse? Do you think of safaris with giraffe, lion, zebra, elephants, and monkeys? Are you thinking of explorers in pith helmets? Are you thinking of gold, diamond, and copper mines? Would you […]
SPLASH, Florida — Unimpressed with the available singles at church, local Adventist Hannah has taken up missionary dating and suddenly every single unbeliever in town is eager to learn more about her faith. “Hannah invites someone to vespers, and next thing you know half the town is asking about the Sabbath,” said one church elder, […]
