SATIRE: Pastor Reminds Flock: “God Loves a Cheerful Giver — But We’ll Settle for a Terrified One”
Cheapend, ENGLAND — In a stirring Sabbath morning appeal that left the congregation equal parts confused and alarmed, Pastor Cliff Remnant reminded his flock this past weekend that “God loves a cheerful giver—but we’ll settle for a terrified one.” The statement was delivered during the offering call, just after the children’s story and right before […]