SATIRE: Nationalist SDA Upset Heaven Includes All Nations, Tribes, Tongues

Tumbleweed, Maryland — Local Seventh-day Adventist (SDA) and self-proclaimed Christian nationalist Brad Whitman expressed deep disappointment this week after reading Revelation 7:9 during his morning devotions, discovering that Heaven will include “a great multitude that no one could count, from every nation, tribe, people and language.” “I thought the whole point of being God’s Remnant […]