SATIRE: GC Warns First American Pope to Move Super Bowl Sunday to Saturday so Adventists Can’t Watch
The General Conference (GC) has warned that Pope Leo XIV, the first American pope, is allegedly plotting to shift Super Bowl Sunday to Saturday as a direct attack on Sabbath-keeping Adventists. The GC claims the Chicago-born pontiff, formerly Cardinal Robert Prevost, intends to move the iconic American event to the seventh day to spite members […]
