SATIRE: Family Excited to Be Missionaries Wherever Jesus Leads — as Long as It’s in Hawaii
Forget mud huts and malaria, the Johnson family has a new definition of missionary work: “paradise with a purpose.” This sun-kissed clan is swapping Bibles for beach towels in their quest to spread the Good Word – Hawaiian style. “We’ll follow the Lord wherever he leads, as long as it’s in Hawaii,” said Mrs. Johnson, […]