SATIRE: Marriage Ceremony Delayed—Bride’s Ex-Husband Still to Issue Official Adultery Notification
In a development that has left the entire church board on the edge of their folding chairs, the much-anticipated remarriage of Sister Abigail was postponed this Sabbath after her ex-husband, Brother Leonard, reported that he has yet to print off the official “Notification of Adultery” required by longstanding Adventist policy. Church policy insists that only […]