SATIRE: Local Adventist Church Baffled by Lack of Community Interest Despite “Obviously Superior Lifestyle”
Babylon, Maryland — Members of the Righteousness Heights Seventh-day Adventist Church expressed bewilderment this week after their latest evangelistic series, “Why Everyone Should Be Like Us,” failed to attract a single non-Adventist visitor. “I just don’t understand it,” said church elder Harold Sanctimonious, adjusting his perfectly pressed tie while standing in the church lobby adorned […]