SATIRE: Loma Linda Adventists Greatly Disappointed: “Cloud the Size of a Hand” Just LA Smog
LOMA LINDA, California – Excitement swept through the Loma Linda Adventist community yesterday as word spread of a mysterious “cloud the size of a man’s hand” rising in the east. Local residents grabbed their binoculars, dusted off their hymnals, and texted their small groups: “It’s happening!” However, the anticipation fizzled out faster than a New […]