SATIRE: GC Announces Portuguese as Official Language of Heaven, Effective Immediately
SILVER SPRING, Maryland — In a development that has left translators scrambling and English Sabbath School teachers nervously clutching their lesson quarterlies, the General Conference (GC) announced today that Portuguese will now be recognized as the official language of heaven. The announcement came just hours after the election of Erton Köhler, the first Brazilian to […]