SATIRE: Adventist Single Swears She’s “Totally Content” – Has Wedding Playlist Ready Just in Case
BINFIELD, United Kingdom – Local Adventist single Sarah M., 29, has once again assured her Sabbath School class that she is “totally content” with her single status—even as her Spotify “Wedding Bangers” playlist quietly grew by another 12 tracks this week. “I’m just focusing on my relationship with God right now,” Sarah told a well-meaning […]