SATIRE: Wilson Blames Bankruptcy of Loma Linda Foods on The Shaking
In a statement released from his office surrounded by a curated selection of unopened Loma Linda Big Franks cans, General Conference (GC) president Ted Wilson addressed the recent bankruptcy of the parent company of iconic Adventist food brand Loma Linda Foods by attributing the closure to “the shaking.” Wilson explained, “As we approach the final […]