SATIRE: Local Adventist Claims Vegetarian Diet Produces ‘Holier Emissions’
Local Adventist health enthusiast Gus Beanz has declared that his vegetarian diet produces what he calls “holier emissions.” “It’s simple, really,” Beanz explained, barely containing his excitement. “If we’re supposed to be temples of the Holy Spirit, then everything that comes out of us should be holy too, right?” Beanz, who has been a strict […]
Why AT Is So Important to Me
30 April 2025 – By AT Board and Executive Committee member Heather May | One of the main reasons Adventist Today is so important to me is because I enjoy hearty debate of Adventist topics, concerns, and diverse views. Along with that I treasure learning about new-to-me historical or current-day Adventist issues and events from […]
SATIRE: Member Rejecting Cheap Grace Not So Hot on Actual Grace Either
Jeff Larson has revealed that his disdain for “cheap grace” extends far beyond its superficial ease. According to sources close to the piously particular parishioner, Larson isn’t particularly fond of “actual grace” either. “Cheap grace is a slippery slope to moral anarchy,” Larson declared in an impromptu sermon at last week’s vegetarian potluck. “But let’s […]
The Lesson of Richard Rohr’s “Cosmic Egg”
by Colette Carr | 29 April 2025 | I am certain you know the feeling when reading something, you realize the author is clearly expressing what you have been thinking for a while. It is exciting and affirming. This is what happened to me when I came across the metaphor of The Cosmic Egg as […]
SATIRE: Local Church Introduces New ‘Plausible Deniability Potluck’ Where No One Knows Who Brought What
In a revolutionary approach to Adventist fellowship dining, the Pleasant Valley SDA Church has introduced a groundbreaking “Plausible Deniability Potluck” system designed to protect the identities of culinary contributors. Church members must now drop off their dishes through a series of unmarked doors at staggered intervals. Each dish passes through a complex relay system of […]
La Comunidad Makes Space for Worship at Southern Adventist University
29 April 2025 | The service was devoid of all the regular features of a worship program. There was no sermon, nor offering. The service merely consisted of music and worship. Southern Accent, Southern Adventist University’s student newspaper, recently covered the “Night of Worship” hosted by Chattanooga Hispanic Community Seventh-day Adventist Church. Affectionately known as […]
Help Us Finish Strong! The AT Spring Fundraiser Ends Tomorrow.
Dear Adventist Today Readers, We want to say a huge thank you to everyone who has given to our Spring Fundraiser, which ends tomorrow, April 30, 2025. Your support drives our mission, and we’re inspired by your dedication to a more generous and inclusive Adventism. Nothing encourages us more here on the Adventist Today team […]
Dialogo sincero entre un ateo y un adventista
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662) fue criticado -con razón, me parece a mí- por minimizar una decisión sobre la realidad última comparándola con una apuesta, como si fuera una apuesta en Las Vegas. Sin embargo, este invento de casi 400 años de antigüedad proporciona al menos un instrumento, en el contexto de un adventismo más ilustrado, para […]
AdventInnovate: A “Secular Devotional”
Says Pastor Kim: “Many wonderful books about Christianity and Adventism already exist for those who are interested in learning what the Bible claims. I wanted to write a book for those who are not yet willing to examine what the Bible offers, but who might be open to some self-reflection leading to spiritual discovery.” -Quoted […]
Aunt Sevvy, what denomination would Jesus be a member of?
28 April 2025 | Dear Aunty, If Jesus were physically present with us today, which denomination would he join? Signed, Looking for the Right Church Dear Looking, The concept of an organized religious denomination isn’t a biblical one. The Jews weren’t a denomination: they were an ethnic group bonded by shared history, faith, and culture. […]