SATIRE: Adventist University Admissions Criteria to Include Academics

SILVER SPRING, Maryland — The Adventist Accrediting Association has decided to require minimum academic requirements of students applying to Adventist universities. The historic move is sure to strike fear into the hearts of academy students hoping to attend Adventist universities this fall. In a statement titled “We Are More than Glorified Academies,” US-based Adventist universities […]