SATIRE: Adventists Everywhere Resolve to Take Up Fasting After Holiday Gluttony
In an unprecedented wave of post-holiday repentance, Adventists worldwide are suddenly discovering a burning passion for fasting that would make Daniel himself proud. The spiritual awakening comes on the heels of what many are calling “The Great Veggie Binge of 2024,” a period of unprecedented indulgence in plant-based holiday fare. As the dust settles on […]